Always Sunny in Luxor

Session 20
Busy Work
  • Party payed a visit to the library where they did a round of research, and stole some assorted texts. Library
  • Fayouta Tehn was inspired by the Ever-smoking bottle and is studying magic.
  • Fayouta Tehn kidnapped the young library clerk and is currently using him as a servant
  • Soarin paid a visit to the local Hemos branch and met with Richard Cyprian a fellow pseudo exile from Voluk Nur who agreed to look through some ledgers for him in exchange for Soarin running some errands.
  • Rashid did some stalking, started following a pair of high tier Yuan-Ti, one of which sort of fit the description he was looking for (Coincidentally the one who capped Dicks)
  • Rashid managed to briefly slip into the district surrounding the Pyramid by using Thu-Ban as a fake head to pose as a Malison.
  • Thanok Ure officially addressed the city, revealed that he crucified the four minions the party left at the Super Slut as well as the three junior priests Dicks was using as an emergency heal squad, the proceeded to “release” them by kicking them down a massive staircase while still nailed to the wooden cross sections.
  • Valyndra rescued the only survivor, one of the Priests name Brandon Sief, revealing herself and Soarin to Ure.
  • Rashid managed to contact the Priestess, who passed him the location of a defunct temple of Meretseger (loot). and escape the Pyramid District
  • Valyndra and Soarin took the kid to a Healer who was able stabilize him.
  • Rashid swung by Hamar’s to ask how the analysis of the construct head was going. Hamar pointed out a stamp on the skull’s inner plate labeled Vestinus Holdings an Ergonian tech conglomerate.
  • Fayouta Tehn found Jeff main but alive back at the ruins of the Super Slut, Jeffs in for revenge. (party want to get him a robot arm)
  • Thazzguar bought a really nice shovel and was draft a series of tunnels to link the assorted Guild locations.
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Session 19
After Shock
  • Lietenant Bakar al-Rahmani has left the party’s employ torun the heroes guild full time.
  • Around half of Dick’s cult has left the party.
  • a newly recovered Rashid needs to find and Yuan-Ti Priestess dedicated to Meretseger
  • A Paladin named Valyndra Leoleth has joined the party believing Dicks was trying to start a rebellion.
  • Rashid Made his way back to the Super Slut with an old friend named Hamaar Safar, an armorer.
  • Hamar gave Thazzguar a good breastplate.
  • Sarek Dropped by the bar with Hansh, questioned the party, left them with one of the Assailant’s heads, it seemed to be from Ergonith and mechanical in nature.
  • Thanok Ure rolled into the city with a legion of buff lizardmen get it under control.
  • Valyndra convinced the party that Ure was scorched earth mother fucker and that they needed to get out of the ghetto.
  • The party bunkered down in the Chateau, leaving Jeff and a hand full of guards behind to hold down the bar.
  • Moving through the city the party spotted some large carnivorous avian creatures that looked like they where going to be deployed.
  • Luxor is now under a sundown curfew, under penalty of devouring.
  • During the evacuation Rashid discovered a journal left behind by the resurrected dude who existence pissed off Anubis.
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Session 18
Cluster Fuck

The time for the parade held in Richard McGee’s honor had finally come around and it was a massive affair. The initial parade went off with minimal incident, Thazzguar and a few of the other guild members rented out a deck opposite the square to Display there new found influence and possibly recruit some of the other local owners, Armadylo and Franz where in charge of the newly reopened Chateau, meanwhile Rashid and Lietenant Bakar al-Rahmani where running a recruitment drive for their newly established business venture called the Heroes Guild. Dick’s Presentation was going along smoothly, Amon Thule was around nine tenths through his speech, he just declared that Dicks would be permitted to marry into the Snake aristocracy (explaining the presence of a Nightmare speaker) everything was great. Unfortunately this was around the time an assassin dropped down and struck the City Master.

Amon Thule, while a boisterous fifteenth foot tall Yuan-Ti Anathema didn’t respond well to having a large portion of his body torn into… He didn’t respond to well to the volley of musket fire the followed either. Fortunate for Dicks the size disparity between him and Thule led to minimal danger of crossfire. the pair of assailant that leapt on stage however was another issue. So Dick found himself at a moral crossroad, would he protect the City Master and further ingratiate himself with the Yuan-Ti, or take the opportunity to Slay the weakened Thule and claim power for himself. The Nightmare Speaker Seemed to be more interested in the later choice.

Apparently Thule was also actively suppressing an massive fear aura with him no longer suppressing that it managed to drive the Assassin away, however it also incited a massive riot.

Based on the form and technique of the Assassin Rashid extrapolated their identity and attempted confront them, a task of reasonable difficulty.

Mean while Thazzguar and the other Guild members where attacked the surviving son of Neroke Who brought a trio of buff lizard dudes with him in order to murder Willum (who was absent). The guild battle was a chaotic mess, Thazzguar went plummeting over the railing, someone summoned a pair of Spider-Snake Chimera, someone else fired off a petrifying gaze turning Neroke to stone (none of the part where there to see who) Thazz, Jack Sandweaver and his Half-Orc bodyguard where almost killed by one of the buff lizards until Fayouta Tehn made an appearance with an ever smoking bottle. Then they made sure to smash the now stone Neroke into pieces, Fayouta Tehn stole his penis too.

Meanwhile Rashid hand managed to catch up to an assassin named Lakia after a rooftop chase. Rashid was inadvertently exposed to an extremely powerful poison when Lakia shot him with a crossbow. Unable to follow Lakia any further Rashid made one last atmpt to plead with her to help them kill Khadesh, a master assassin responsible for killing Rashid’s village and family. Lakia made it abundantly clear that she served “The Guild Master” Inferring that her loyalty was much more “letter of the law” than sincere (also she was a Changeling). Unable to move without further spreading the poison Rashid took a seat on the roof, doing everything he could to slow the spread of the poison.

With the both the masked assailants and the Malisons protecting Amon Thule on their last legs Dicks took his chance and attempted to sever Thule’s head from his body. The wound wasn’t quite enough to kill Amon Thule who managed to regain consciousness just long enough to cast a Word of Power, rendering everything in his immediate radius with the exception of the mind speaker either dead or disabled. The last thing Rashid saw before he lost consciousness was the Nightmare Speaker Coup DE Gracing Dick’s unconscious body

  • Dick McGee killed
  • City Master Amon Thule potentially dead
  • Krisstar Neroke turned to stone and shattered, penis stolen
  • Heroes Guild established
  • Rashid Injured and poisoned
  • Rashid made a potential ally in the Assassin’s Guild (Changeling)
  • Hundreds killed in riot.
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Session 17
Boat Raid 2 Electric Bugalu

It was around time for Dick to make good on the mission Set gave him to sabotage the Leviathan skull being shipped into the city. The ambush worked fairly well, there where no survivors. Not knowing exactly what to do with the skull the party scavenged a few teeth and rolled it into the lake.

They gave the teeth to their exotic weapon merchant friend as a good will gesture as they started forming ties with the local merchants. He had some spears made out of them.

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Session 16
Salil Sawarim

The party stages an ambush and manages to murder Councilman Neroke with a powder keg. Fayouta Tehn stole his personal items as well as stole his wart covered penis, Rashid stole a snake from a nearby stand that he later named Thu-Ban.

Willum stayed at the auction grounds with Jack, Thruss, and Hanz as an alibi. Each major group currently hold a 25% stake in the Chateau.

Also Willum, Soarin and Jack found The Councilman’s Promissary note book amongst the personal effects Fayouta Tehn stole, so they wrought them selves a nice fat check in the Councilman’s name.

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Session 15
Assorted murder plans

The following morning Willem was happy to Discover that Jack and Thruss liked his idea of starting a guild and singed on with him, making the newly built brothel guild four businesses strong.

The party floated assorted plans on how to stall the Tax Administrator from reaching the auction grounds. The party thought it was a good idea to case the area and see what opportunities presented themselves. Long story short Dicks bought a slave named Soarin and th eparty decided to use one of their powder kegs as a roadside bomb to kill the Administrator.

Rashid, Thazgarr, and Fayouta Tehn had a wierd side adventure where they stopped Rashid from being abducted and or killed by assassins that caught on to the rumor he was sowing. Rashid got a magical sword out of it, Fayouta Tehn got the majority of an assassin’s as well as a few of their teeth. Thazzgaur got to shout at people hanging from a rooftop like a gargoyle.

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Session 14
The Usual supects

The Party Begins rebuilding the newly rechristened Super-Slut When Tyrone come by with Hanz and Franz’s plan to acquire the newly up for-sale Chateau of Painted acts.

Dicks has been informed that a parade will be held in his honor for preventing Anubis from murdering thousands of people.

The party cased the Chateau Where they met assorted local figure looking to purchase it such as Jack Sandweaver owner of the Sailor’s Choice, Jeko Thruss Owner of The Maiden’s HHea, Thassial Lethra, Feliz Gutman, and Arri Adfir a volatile Half-Drow Ship Captain.

While the Chateau was a pseudo powder keg, the party managed t break the tension with assorted song and dances, then some fat dick and his son showed up acting like they owned the place.

Willum started talking shit after that and stormed out of the Chateau saying that he was going to make a brothel guild.

Other stuff also probably happened, I got lazy with recaps.

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Session 13
Anubis

Still basking in their successes form earlier that day the party was gearing up to open the Salty Slut for the night. The new hires seemed to be making themselves comfortable with their current situation, McGee had disappeared a little while ago with the minion who was seemingly resurrected causing the earlier scuttlebutt about necromancy, and Rashid was out sowing rumor of his survival in an attempt to get the attention of the cities assassin’s guild.

The atmosphere was generally relaxed and the brothel was actually fairly full thanks to the unusually cold weather. Everything stopped dead when a chilling metallic howl pierced the air through out the city, seemingly causing rainfall. Thazgar looked outside and realized that the rain itself was an oily black substance. reflecting on the manifestion of the Weeping Saint from the previous night he wisely put the inn on lockdown. With the doors barred and a trio of spear-men at every point of entry the party was well well prepared for the cascade of dog-men that seemed to be constituted of sand and the oily liquid that began seizing the tavern, thanks in no small part to Willem’s strategic competence.

After slay a few dozen of the creatures the assault briefly subsided. This break was cut short as a shining metallic dog-man standing ten feet tall broke through the wall. Intimidated by the creature, it’s adamantine surface, massive wing span and halo, the party and their underling opted to to attack this one. Anubis Took this break in the fighting to declarative carve some runes in the wall next to it, making his intention clear. The runes very closely resembled the ones McGee recent hire had that seemed to cause the problem last night.

Willum made it clear that in no uncertain terms that if the that if Anubis would withhold his minions from rampant scouring the city for the resurrected that they would deal with the problem. Anubis decided to humor this suggestion and withdrew the dogmen around the city.

Around this time McGee had dragged the resurrected to a town guard and asked what to do. The guard immediately put a spear through the man face and killed him. Meanwhile just outside the tavern the rest of the party where heading out and find McGee. After getting around a few hundred paces away from the tavern the party heard a crashing sound and turn to see Anubis flying off to the north seemingly satisfied.

Returning to the salty slut the party found it in slightly worse condition than they left it in. However there was a adamntine case with some magical items in it left behind.

Anyway that’s why you don’t resurrect people

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Session 12
The Gang Hijacks a Boat

After a night of Saint interrupted dreams the party decided to cheer Thaz up by robbing a river caravan. The party met Akil out by the docks and decided to take him along, since he knew about a good spot.

On the way out of the city Mcgee noticed an unnatural cloud formation hang over the city but thought nothing of it.

The raid itself went okay, Thazgar accidently gave away his position before the ambush and took a crossbow bolt to the face, Mcgee lost a few of his minions but overall the raid was a success. In total the party collected 50 gold some heavy crossbows with ammunition, 2 kegs of black powder and two Burning tower member who thought working for the party was better than getting murdered on the side of the river.

Overall a successful day minus the clouds.

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Session 11
The Gang has to talk to the police again.
  • Several members of the group were woken up by the explosion from last session.
  • Thazgar, McGee, Armadylo and the newish member Rashid go to investigate
  • The The group elected to help extinguish the fire in assorted ways that involved throwing dirt on it, while most where successful the bard crit failed and resorted to playing music. 
  • With the fires under control the party was detained and questioned about their potential involvement in the presence of a mind Whisperer. Fortunately enough the party member who participated in the detonation where not present.
  • Around this time McGee noticed that one of his minions was absent and decided to do a head check on the rest of them and discover one of the other new hires had assorted runes carved into his body.
  • Dragging the new guy down into the anything goes basement the party questioned the new guy and discovered that he was supposedly the murdered servant of High Priest Amon Thule whose body was stolen by necromancers.
  • The other Warlock and resident minor illusion spammer turned out to be a conduit for the Weeping Saint who took issue with the resurrected individual's existence.
  • The Saint manifested in material form and the party along with several of their higher end minions managed to defeat it.
  • Putting the resurrected servant under watch the party choose to wait until morning to deliberate on their next course of action.
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