Always Sunny in Luxor

Session 13

Still basking in their successes form earlier that day the party was gearing up to open the Salty Slut for the night. The new hires seemed to be making themselves comfortable with their current situation, McGee had disappeared a little while ago with the minion who was seemingly resurrected causing the earlier scuttlebutt about necromancy, and Rashid was out sowing rumor of his survival in an attempt to get the attention of the cities assassin’s guild.

The atmosphere was generally relaxed and the brothel was actually fairly full thanks to the unusually cold weather. Everything stopped dead when a chilling metallic howl pierced the air through out the city, seemingly causing rainfall. Thazgar looked outside and realized that the rain itself was an oily black substance. reflecting on the manifestion of the Weeping Saint from the previous night he wisely put the inn on lockdown. With the doors barred and a trio of spear-men at every point of entry the party was well well prepared for the cascade of dog-men that seemed to be constituted of sand and the oily liquid that began seizing the tavern, thanks in no small part to Willem’s strategic competence.

After slay a few dozen of the creatures the assault briefly subsided. This break was cut short as a shining metallic dog-man standing ten feet tall broke through the wall. Intimidated by the creature, it’s adamantine surface, massive wing span and halo, the party and their underling opted to to attack this one. Anubis Took this break in the fighting to declarative carve some runes in the wall next to it, making his intention clear. The runes very closely resembled the ones McGee recent hire had that seemed to cause the problem last night.

Willum made it clear that in no uncertain terms that if the that if Anubis would withhold his minions from rampant scouring the city for the resurrected that they would deal with the problem. Anubis decided to humor this suggestion and withdrew the dogmen around the city.

Around this time McGee had dragged the resurrected to a town guard and asked what to do. The guard immediately put a spear through the man face and killed him. Meanwhile just outside the tavern the rest of the party where heading out and find McGee. After getting around a few hundred paces away from the tavern the party heard a crashing sound and turn to see Anubis flying off to the north seemingly satisfied.

Returning to the salty slut the party found it in slightly worse condition than they left it in. However there was a adamntine case with some magical items in it left behind.

Anyway that’s why you don’t resurrect people

Session 12
The Gang Hijacks a Boat

After a night of Saint interrupted dreams the party decided to cheer Thaz up by robbing a river caravan. The party met Akil out by the docks and decided to take him along, since he knew about a good spot.

On the way out of the city Mcgee noticed an unnatural cloud formation hang over the city but thought nothing of it.

The raid itself went okay, Thazgar accidently gave away his position before the ambush and took a crossbow bolt to the face, Mcgee lost a few of his minions but overall the raid was a success. In total the party collected 50 gold some heavy crossbows with ammunition, 2 kegs of black powder and two Burning tower member who thought working for the party was better than getting murdered on the side of the river.

Overall a successful day minus the clouds.

Session 11
The Gang has to talk to the police again.
  • Several members of the group were woken up by the explosion from last session.
  • Thazgar, McGee, Armadylo and the newish member Rashid go to investigate
  • The The group elected to help extinguish the fire in assorted ways that involved throwing dirt on it, while most where successful the bard crit failed and resorted to playing music. 
  • With the fires under control the party was detained and questioned about their potential involvement in the presence of a mind Whisperer. Fortunately enough the party member who participated in the detonation where not present.
  • Around this time McGee noticed that one of his minions was absent and decided to do a head check on the rest of them and discover one of the other new hires had assorted runes carved into his body.
  • Dragging the new guy down into the anything goes basement the party questioned the new guy and discovered that he was supposedly the murdered servant of High Priest Amon Thule whose body was stolen by necromancers.
  • The other Warlock and resident minor illusion spammer turned out to be a conduit for the Weeping Saint who took issue with the resurrected individual's existence.
  • The Saint manifested in material form and the party along with several of their higher end minions managed to defeat it.
  • Putting the resurrected servant under watch the party choose to wait until morning to deliberate on their next course of action.
Session 10
The guy the gang was scoping out get murdered
  • Some dude was nailing up bounty posters for member of a necromancy cult.
  • Willum went to his poisoner friend to get him in contact with a caligrapher to fabricate false necromatic texts.
  • McGee and Armadylo went to recruit more dude out in the Warrens and ended up having to avoid the town guard.
  • Thazgar finished his basement expansion.
  • McGee clear up his bum recruitment with the town guard, assuring them he wasn't starting a cult.
  • Guards came by the Bar to ask about the death of Rakhim Apravarnasi , since the party was sptted their the night of the murder.
  • McGee atempted to preform a public service by helping disarm one of the powder kegs beneath the defict Burning Tower safe house.
  • Later that night Willum discreatly sent back one of the dumber rcruits to steal the powder kegs. inadvertently detonating them in the process. and blowing a hole in the walls around the Warren and Market.
Session 9
  • McGee Spoke with Sarek, and acquired the means to contact him.
  • Party scouted out the Chateau of Painted Acts
  • Rented one of the workers and asked them about the owner & establishment
  • Thazgar noticed someone else paying an absurdly large some of money later on.
  • McGee went out hunting for bandits with his cult.
Session 8
The Gang Figths Crime Part 2
  • The Party brought the Burning Tower guy to the mind Whisperer.
  • Mind Whisperer removed information from the guys head and then fucked off.
  • The Party teamed up with the Town guard to siege the Burning Tower's hideout in the Western Warrens.
  • While the remaining mercenaries escaped the party managed to recover the city guard's pay chest and prevent any major catastrophes that might have happened been cause by the assorted gun powder stores
  • Willum managed to salvage a busted up flint lock rifle.
  • Party elected to take a month and then focus on taking over the Cock's Crow.
Session 7
The Gang Figths Crime
  • The Party had a very succseful first week running the Salty Slut, making back the brothel's up keep and a 300 percent profit.
  • Head out to make bank deposits and spend there cash the party found that the city guard had sealed off the Warrens in response to The Burning Tower hijacking their paychest a few days back.
  • Realizing that a curfew and martial law would be bad for bussiness, Willum, McGee and Armadylo voulteered to help sweep the western end of the warrens, Leaving Thaz in charge of the brothel, incase bad shit goes down.
  • The Party spotted a creepy Serpentman one of the guard called a "Mind Whisperer" and elected to stay as far away from it as possible.
  • The hung back and waited to see if anyone suspcious snuck by after the city guard passed. Long story shot they did, chased the guy down and caugth him.
Session 6
The Gang Takes Over a Brothel
  • The party decided take over a brothel.
  • Scouting out city the party found a dilapidated brothel in the warrens called the Salty Slut. goy some information about operational costs and profits.
  • Armadylo used his overwhelming charm to sign om with and upscale Whore House called the Snake Pit.
  • McGee wandered into the warens and recruited four homless peopel as a make shitft entourage.
  • The party forcefully took over the Salty Slut, keeping the owner on as the manager.
Session 5
Thaz gets into cock fighting
  • McGee and Armadylo get the magical eyes identified.
  • McGee burned some incense to honor Set
  • Thazgar bought 10 chikens and cock fightinging accessories.
  • The party decided to try and collect  a few bounties placed on members of the Burning Tower, a mercenary group fucking around in the city for the last few months.
  • Thaz, Armadylo and McGee Succesfully find one in a gambling den, Using Thaz's Cock fighting chicken as an in.
  • Mercenary discovered them and escaped.
  • Armadylo pulled his dick out again and was forcibly ejected from the gambling den.
  • Thaz's chicken was brutally disembowled in his first fight.
Session 4
Set, also Luxor
  • McGee prodded the tribe Shaman about Shem religion, then revealed that he was taking on snake like features because of his Barbarian path.
  • Party headed to Luxor down Set River, ambushed by archers.
  • Armadylo dumping his cobra eyes in the river mixed with the accidental blood sacrament from the archers was apparently enough to accidently summon an avatar of Set. Fortunately for the rest of the party Thazgar pacified by some sort will domination by Set, preventing further incident.
  • Mildly annoyed by the summoning Set demanded to know why he was conjured. Thinking quickly on their feet the party claimed that they were paying tribute to Set stating that the four dead were a sacrifice in his name. Between the four dead and a hastily assembled song and dance from Armadylo Set deemed the tribute acceptable and asked what the party wanted.
  • Willum asked for safe passage, Armadylo blurted out that he wanted unspoiling snake eyes, of which he received a clutch of four, Mcgee requested "power" and established a potential warlock patron.
  • The party made it Luxor without further incident and went about their assorted business.
  • Willum disappeared off on his own to visit a brothel and do secret shit, the rest of the party went on a shopping spree for weapons and armor.
  • Later on Armadylo and McGee went to the serpent district go find a magic guy to inspect the eyeballs for them, leaving Thazgar back at the inn to loose some money betting on cock fights.
  • The following morning as Armadylo, Thazgar and McGee were eating breakfast a quintet of raiders stumbled into the inn. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, however since the raiders were wearing a battle standard a battle standard Thazgar recognized from the destruction of his village, he took considerable offense and approached them. Fortunately Thazgar completely whiffed on his initial swing, McGee and and Aramdylo to defuse the situation knowing the were outnumbered. McGee leveraged his new serpentine nature to explain that his Barbarian subordinate was just drunk and for some incompressible reason Armadylo managed to bring everything else happening in the tavern to a standstill by pulling his dick out. 
  • With the entire situation now a farce the raider elected to leave before the situation deteriorated further, one of them particularly impressed by the dick pull explaining that they standard they were wearing represented Thanok Ure, the current Warmaster of Shem.
  • Seriously, near crit on a dick pull of all things, fucking bards.

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